You’ve discovered the Original and World Famous iFart™ App. An Apple All-Time TOP 20 App. The definitive Fart Sounds app on iTunes.
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iFart™ took the app world by storm in 2008. It blasted to #1 on Christmas Day of that year and clinged to number one for weeks. It continued to linger in the Top Ten for over a year!
We can’t even tell you how much time it spent farting around at #2.
To celebrate the 7th anniversary of that incredible moment in flatulence history, iFart scientists completely rebuilt the backend of the app and released our biggest update ever!
Here are just a few of the useful, signature features of iFart™.
* SECURITY FART *
Phones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFart's advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.
And when thieves try to snatch your phone, they'll be in for a shock when they're blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasn't me" isn't going to work with iFart.
Call the authorities and send these phone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.
* SNEAK ATTACK *
The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Let's say that you're in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.
Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your phone, choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.
* RECORD-A-FART *
There are special moments in life that just have to be captured on your phone to be believed.
The birth of a child, a stunning sunset, bigfoot, and of course, the after effects of a triple burrito lunch.
Using iFart’s “Record-A-Fart” feature you can now make audible memories for a lifetime and play them for friends and family. Plastic wrap optional.
* FART NOW *
The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes.
If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.
Well Folks... there is.. and it's FART NOW.
Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place with more farting in it.
* BONUS FART PACKS*
iFart includes SEVEN of our funniest Fart Packs, each pack contains up to 10 fresh cuts for your enjoyment.
* Shart Toppers - The Biggest Music Parody Rips of 2015
* Presidential - Bernie, Hillary, Ted & Donald let em rip!
* Fart Wars - May the Flatulence Be With You
* Movies - In a world without gas… this is a land that prays for a hero.
* Bands - The bands on the runs with these farts.
* Food - You can't have dessert until you play all these farts.
* Celebrities - Sorry Kanye, you didn't make the cuts.
Hey, you read this far!
We've added a bonus fart to our wheel called "Fart=O-Rater". Make sure you play it and while you're laughing leave us a review and let us know your what your favorite fart or fart pack is today!
-Fixed issue that would cause the "user can no long receive push notifications" error when trying to send fart buddy farts to a friend. The user you are sending the fart to must install and launch this update to resolve the issue.
-Fixed an issue that would cause a fart sent from a fart buddy to not appear when the application is running. The farts should now sound when the application is open and closed.
-Minor bug fixes
2.30 (Dec, 2009)-
-Added Fart Buddies functionality. Use fart buddies to make your friend's device fart through the internet even if iFart isn't running. In order to send a fart to someone you must both add each other as a friend.
2.20 (Nov, 2009)-
-Added iFart Store for buying 'fart packs' of additional fart sounds for use in with the app. Tap the store button in the bottom right corner of the screen.
-Minor bug fixes and tweaks.
2.11 (Aug, 2009)-
- Fixed minor bugs.
- Improved audio quality.
- Improved the fart order.
- Longer hang time.
- More laughs.
2.1 (Jul, 2009)-
-Fixed a major bug that caused the app to crash after the first launch on some devices.
Let the flatulent goodness be set free around the globe!
2.0 (Jul, 2009)-
-'Fart-a-Friend' uses new e-mail framework to attach farts directly to messages.
-Ability to 'Fart-a-Friend' recorded farts.
-Lengthened the 'Sneak Attack' timer to an hour.
-Push notifications used to make 'Sneak Attack' sound even if you exit iFart and launch another app. Be sure to cancel the "Sneak Attack" timer before exiting the app if you don't want the fart to sound.
Optimized fart audio and sent through rigorous fart quality assurance testing for better sound quality.
1.20 (Mar, 2009)-
- Added 10 new fart sounds.
1.11 (Jan, 2009)-
-Fixed low memory message that was appearing even if you weren't recording.
-Fixed crash when trying to send a friend a recorded fart.
-"Security Fart" now works when you set the phone face up and face down.
1.1 (Jan, 2009)-
-Fart-A-Friend feature can e-mail system farts to a friend. (not recorded farts)
-Record-A-Fart allows one custom fart sound to be recorded. Ability to record multiple custom farts coming soon in the next update. Only works on iPhone as iPods do not have a mic to record.
-Updated user interface.
-Glowing "Fart Now" button.
-Fixed bug that would cause "Security Fart" to go off if the surface the phone was placed on wasn't perfectly flat or slightly vibrating. If you were having trouble with "Security Fart" it should work better after this update.
-Auto updater to check for updates and Message of the Day added. These features can be turned off by touching the i button on the main screen.
App Store Reviews
(SingItOut), 5 stars:
This app is freaking hilarious and I can't wait to pull a Brown Mosquito on my friends... Best fart app yet!
This app is amazing! Doesn't work on your device? Boo hoo. It works on mine and its perfect. This should get a 6th star. But you ask 'why, Stag? Why!'. I'll tell you why. A co-worker was on the phone with a distributor or military wares and trying to be very serious. I slink in behind him, fire up I Farticus, hold my iPhone near the mouth piece of his phone and FRABAAPPPTZZZRTBBNRRTT!!!! Try getting a discount on those combat boots now, G.I Generally-2-Serious!!!