Evil Apples is a dirty & hilarious card game inspired by the popular party game Cards Against Humanity.
Play dirty cards against your friends to beat them!
"It literally started a riot when I started playing against my friends"
Please note, we're not affiliated with Cards Against Humanity. If you're looking for Cards Against Humanity, you can purchase Cards Against Humanity directly from their website cardsagainsthumanity.com
__! HOW TO PLAY !__
- Grab 3 friends to play against.
- A Question Card is shown to everyone, e.g. "Nothing excites a group of Catholic Priests more than ____."
- Each player selects an Answer Card from their hand, e.g. "climate change denial"
- A Judge among you selects the best card and awards 1 point to the victor.
- First Player to 7 points wins the game, and the respect of all humanity.
__! FEATURES !__
- 6,900+ Answer Cards and 1,300+ Question Cards! Never gets boring!
- Play against folks nearby using GPS.
- Join Friends ANYWHERE using SMS or Facebook.
- Join Random Blitz Mode games to go fast with strangers.
- Stay cool with in-game chat to blow your mind!
- Discard cards you don't like.
- Find out just how dirty your friends are.
- Write Wild Cards with fully-custom text.
- Innovative FaceHole technology!
- Share screenshots of your favorite cards!
We'd love to hear from you!
Thanks to you, it has also ranked #1 in Word & Card Games in the USA! :D
[+] Game Center integration! If you use Game Center, Evil Apples will now automatically restore your account + deck purchases if you ever delete Evil Apples, or upgrade your iPhone, etc. Wow!
[+] The Evil Shop now shows you when there's new stuff available you haven't seen yet! And you can also now access the Shop directly from INSIDE a game! Just scroll your hand all the way to the right. Such style!
[+] Fixed a spooky issue where some users stopped receiving Push Notifications. Forever. Much relief!
:: P.S. HUGE thanks to Max (who has now proven his dominance at Evil Apples over Josh and Zach), and Ken (a true Evil Apples OG) for helping us find the bug!
1.5.4 (May, 2014)-
This update fixes a bunch of mean ol' crashes!
1.5.3 (Apr, 2014)-
This update fixes a few mysterious bugs.
(Especially with chat!)
Stay tuned for more! firstname.lastname@example.org
1.5.2 (Apr, 2014)-
:: Random Games are Random No More! ::
When entering a Random game, you can now specify what type of humor you enjoy most: Smart, Silly, or Random.
We're hoping this will help people self-group in with like-minded dirtbags for even more enjoyment. :D
:: Other Stuff ::
- Game Invitations are now :3000 times less scary looking.
- Improvements to network connections and crash tracking.
This update is dedicated to your mom. - email@example.com
1.5.1 (Mar, 2014)-
bug fixes and stability improvements :)
1.5 (Mar, 2014)-
-= EVIL SHOP =- Enter the new Evil Shop at your own risk! It's full of evil things for evil players to acquire, including:
! SUPERPOWERS ! Become a mutant super villain (or hero, I guess). Unlock Big Hands (extra cards in your hand every round) and Ninja Mode (details are highly confidential) and rule over your opponents however you see fit.
! EVIL T-SHIRT ! A 100% organic cotton Evil T-Shirt that makes a target gender helpless to your charms. It's printed on American Apparel and with water-based ink, so it's softer than a baby seal (and will last longer).
! MUZAK ! Open Evil Store. Turn up volume. Listen forever.
-= OTHER RAD STUFF =-
* Change your username in Settings. FINALLY.
* While in a game, tap friendly/enemy avatars to view their Score Cards and see their win/loss history. Remember, whoever wins more games is a better person.
* We now forcibly make the winner of every game really horny after they win. Check out their avatar and you'll know what we mean.
* Tons of crash and bug fixes.
1.4.2 (Jan, 2014)-
We fixed some bugs. It took some time, we thought hard, and went through many pencils working on solutions.
Now changing your profile picture (from Settings) will update your picture in all of your current games.
We also installed a level 7 death ray around the perimeter of our base.
1.4.1 (Dec, 2013)-
WINTER IS COMING
1.4 (Nov, 2013)-
Introducing Season Pass! Now you can play unlimited Blitz games and keep all the cake that you earn during the game!
We also fixed some terrible bugs! They were the worst but we got rid of them!!
Send us feedback on how you like this update: firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks!!!! Danny & Sean
1.3.3 (Oct, 2013)-
We are experimenting with iAds!
Did you know that Evil Apples is built and maintained by just two jobless dudes in their kitchen? It's true! We eat burritos and PB&Js and live cheap so we could make this game. And we love it. And we hope you love it!
Unfortunately, in addition spending pretty much every working hour working on the game, SERVERS ARE EXPENSIVE and we spend a lot of our own money running our Evil Servers.
We gotta pay those bill yo, and if we don't then Evil Apples will be no more. So, let's try iAds! And if it's super lame, we'll try other stuff.
OTHER NEW STUFF THIS UPDATE:
- Beepy noise will play when it's your turn and you have the App open. - Bug fixes - Magical backgrounds for iOS7 users. THEY MOVE!!!
Thanks for playing our game! We love you! email@example.com
[+] SNOOZE FRIENDS: Now, in Friendly games, you can Snooze slow or unresponsive friends by double-tapping them. There is a limit of 1 snooze per player per game. (For now.)
[+] FASTER BLITZ: Blitz rounds are now only 90 seconds long! And you can see how much time is left in a round even AFTER you've played your Cards. There's also a Play Again button that saves your fingers some work!
[+] SWEETER CHAT: Chat looks and feels much better now - almost like a new and improved lover. You also now receive Push Notifications when people chat with you - which you may enable or disable in Settings. :)
[+] ACCURATE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS: Tapping on Push notifications will now open Evil Apples and take you in to the specific Game they were sent from.
[+] COIN STORE: Want a few more coins? Want A THOUSAND MORE COINS?! Visit the Coin Store on the far right-side of all your card hands and make Wildcards forever.
[+] FACEBOOK: You may now post game invitations to your Facebook wall! LIKE.
[+] RANDOM JERKS: We've had a couple players be TOTAL JERKS in Random Blitz Mode! games. Now, at the top of all Chat screens in all games, you can file a report directly to use about players who you believe are being abusive or destructive to the Evil Apples community.
NOTE FOR GOOD PEOPLE: Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, and we will review every request fully.
NOTE FOR JERKS: Please be nice to each other and don't ruin this game for everyone. We are all just trying to have some fun in this crazy world.
:: Previously on Evil Apples :: [+] RANDOM BLITZ MODE!!!! [+] Cake! We want Cake!
:: MORE MORE MORE. SOON SOON SOON. Write us! :: firstname.lastname@example.org
1.3 (Sep, 2013)-
:: Version 1.3: Random & Cake ::
[+] RANDOM BLITZ MODE: Find random opponents anywhere-anytime-always and play a super-fast game. (Every turn is limited to 2 minutes! ZOOM ZOOM!) Try it out if your friends are busy all the time or play too slow or are just plain imaginary.
[+] CAKE: While we were away, Sir Cloudington made a HUGE CAKE! We can't eat it all ourselves, so we're giving it away: earn 1 Cake for every victory in a Friends game, and 3 Cake for winning a Random Blitz Mode game.
[+] REFILLS: Ever run out of coins and just want more? Now you can purchase them by the buckets! Every dollar you spend goes toward paying our insane server bills + occasional pizza. :)
[+] Fixed a network bug where internal hot sauce was sometimes applied to the wrong taco!
:: Previously on Evil Apples :: [+] CHAT!!!! Swipe up on profile avatars to reach chat! Swipe back down to return to gameplay. [+] "Play Again" button so you can quickly start a new game with your friends!
:: Tons more coming soon. Write us! :: email@example.com
1.2 (Aug, 2013)-
:: Version 1.2: Chat & Twitter & Play Again ::
[+] Chat with your friends from right within the game! It's the cat's pajamas! Swipe up & down to toggle between chat and game play.
[+] Invite friends to your games using Twitter! No more are you restricted to just SMS/Text. :)
[+] The Play Again button at the end of a game ACTUALLY PUTS YOU ALL IN THE SAME GAME AGAIN! MAGIC!
[+] WAYYYY more stable servers! So many less crashes! :D
[+] 30% less goblins trying to steal your gold coins :/
Also, by special request, we have changed the color of our black cards to a lovely deep shade of red. They also feature our friend Sir Cloudington!
:: Previously on Evil Apples :: [+] Smarter invites! [+] Better matchmaking! [+] COINS, BABY, COINS!
1.1.2 (Jul, 2013)-
Wow, we are SHOCKED by how many people are playing our game! Thank you, thank you!!!
Since our last update, we took some time, took some photos, slept outside, and enjoyed life. And did we forget about you? Heck no we didn't!
Some good stuff this update:
[+] Smarter match making and invites so you and your friends don't get lost. Try it out!
[+] Now you can start a new game and send out a bunch of invites to your friends, and then go back to the Lobby and browse & play other games while you wait. Divine!
[+] We hid 1,000,000 coins somewhere in the App, but you'll never find it!
:: Previous Versions :: [+] Evil Apples now uses way less battery life (thanks, Ryan!) [+] Play with friends from ANYWHERE via SMS [+] Resign from games you've already started
1.1.1 (Jul, 2013)-
:: Bug Fix! :: + Evil Apples now uses way less battery life (thanks, Ryan!)
:: Previous @ Evil Apples :: + Play with friends from ANYWHERE via SMS + Resign from games you've already started + Duck butter & truck boats <3
** Write us a poem: ** firstname.lastname@example.org
1.1 (Jun, 2013)-
:: TONS OF STUFFFFFF FOR YOU :: + Invite your friends to games from ANYWHERE via SMS/Text Message so you can always be together <3 + Resign from games you've already started so your friends can keep playing after you leave + Less **ckle, more duckle
THANK YOU FOR MAKING EVIL APPLES AWESOME! :D
** Send us deep thoughts, ** email@example.com
App Store Reviews
auditore31, 5 stars:
<3TORRI:):)!, 5 stars:
It's a great game. Period.
PopularMusicIsForIdiots, 5 stars:
Stephenie Ellison, 5 stars:
I absolutely love the game but I would love it even more if we could play with random people.